Not a Baby

This week, the Push Button Heads invent a CAPTCHA verification test to baby proof the comments section of their favourite online platforms. Rumour has it that robots were never the problem.

Jul 19, 2025

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Illustration of a parody of the reCAPTCHA verification tests found online, only this version asks people to prove they are not a baby by selecting all images that are worth eating. Underneath the prompt is a grid of images ranging from obvious paby food and toys, to less edible object such as car keys and lego bricks.

This cartoon is the sequel to last year’s I’m not a Dog version. I could probably make other variations of the familiar “I’m not a Robot” reCAPTCHA Turing Tests, which I’ve always felt should have been written by cartoonists. They’d be so much more entertaining than having to identify bridges, busses, and bikes before completing an online grocery order.

Illustration parodying the familiar reCAPTCHA tests found online where you are prompted to prove you are human. In this case, the prompt is to verify that you are not a dog by selecting all images with items worth sniffing. Beneath the prompt is a grid of images ranging from flowers to garbage.

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