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The Push Button Heads are trying to put in the least amount of effort into their online shopping spree this week.

Jul 12, 2025

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A character sits at a desk with a laptop and is acommpanied by their friend and a cute puppy who are standing nearby looking over the character's shoulder. A caption reads, All the bad reviews I can't be bothered to read are impossible to ignore.

With so many possible punch lines, this week’s cartoon could have been another New Yorker caption contest. Here are a couple alternates that didn’t make the cut this week. Let me know in the comments if I made the right call.

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